| DB | Rowdy | Jimmy | Michael | John | B.Wong | Crazy Predictions | ||||||||||||||
| Rowdy | A players DIES (current) | |||||||||||||||||||
| Pick 2 sleeper teams | Raiders + | Texans + | Rams + | Dolphins + | Detriot | NY Jets + | 14 DUIs ( you really need to make this a section DUI's 2008) | |||||||||||||
| (point sytem) | Arizona + | Tampa Bay - | Giants - | Rams + | Washington | Lions + | McFadden hurts his leg | |||||||||||||
| Kiffin manages to make Russell look decent, but gets fired and Russell is a huge busto! | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Russell is a huge busto! | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Who will be the MVP | Tom Brady | Brett Farve | LT | Brady | LT | David Gerrard | ||||||||||||||
| Tony Romo | LT | Romo | AP | Drew Brees | Adrian Peterson | DB | THE LIONS WILL MAKE THE PLAYOFFS THIS YEAR . | |||||||||||||
| LT | P Manning | Big Ben | Big Ben | Brett Farve | Tony Romo | IF BRADY QUINN STARTS ALL THEY WILL TALK ABOUT IS HIS SISTER IS MARRIED TO AJ HAWK. | ||||||||||||||
| CARDINALS DEFENSE WILL BE RANKED IN THE TOP 12 AT THE END OF THE YR | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Super Bowl | Dallas /Chargers | Dallas/Chargers | Dallas/Chargers | Vikes/Steelers | Saints/Chargers | Jags/Vikings | SOMBODY WILL KICK 9 FGS | |||||||||||||
| Winner | Chargers | Chargers | Chargers | Steelers | Chargers | Jags | AND SOMEONE WILL BREAK THE LONG DISTANCE RECORD FOR LONGEST FG MADE | |||||||||||||
| JON BEASON LB/CAR WILL BE DEFENSIVE PLAYER OF THE YR. | ||||||||||||||||||||
| ROOKIE D-MAN OF YR WILL BE DOMINIQUE RODGERS-CROMARTIE | ||||||||||||||||||||
| DB WILL WILL THE PICK EM POOL OR AT LEAST BEAT THE WONG | ||||||||||||||||||||
| 8 teams that will finish over .500 | Patriots | Eagles | Texans | N.O. | N.O. | Browns | ||||||||||||||
| Sehawks | Texans | Cardinals | Colts | Eagles | Seahawks | |||||||||||||||
| Chargers | Panthers | Patriots | Chargers | Chargers | Chargers | B. Wong | Fight breaks out between player and fan | |||||||||||||
| N.O. | Vikings | Vikings | Vikings | Vikings | Vikings | If Todd Collins replaces J. Campbell, Wash does much better | ||||||||||||||
| Colts | Colts | Buccaneers | Patriots | Patriots | Lions | Bengals suck my ass! | ||||||||||||||
| Jags | Jags | Colts | Jags | Jags | Jags | There is a big problem with D players using spkrs and chin straps | ||||||||||||||
| Steelers | Steelers | Steelers | Steelers | Colts | Steelers | Something bad happens to either Colts or Pats and suck as result | ||||||||||||||
| Cowboys | Cowboys | Cowboys | Cowboys | Cowboys | Cowboys | Brett Favre retires halfway through the season | ||||||||||||||
| Out with inj 5 weeks or more: M. Hasselback, DeAng Hall, P Manning, | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Michael Vick gets out of jail right before season ends | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Comeback Player | R. McMichael | Brett Farve | Chris Chambers | Ricky Williams | Pacman | Rickey Williams | My benched list: T Jackson, D. Alexander, | |||||||||||||
| Michael Bush comes on strong for Raiders at end of year | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Jon Kitna has a bad ass year based on QB #'s | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Dante Culpepper ends up in KC, GB, NO | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Who will have a shitty season | C. Palmer | S. Merriman | Eli Manning | V. Young | Jon Jansen (Wash) | V. Young | NFL player will try to run after helmet gets knocked off and get hurt or bleed a lot! | |||||||||||||
| A. Samuel | Justin Tuck | V. Young | Ronnie Brown | Grossman | C. Palmer | |||||||||||||||
| D. Mason | QB for Ravens | K. Orton | Derek Anderson | Merrian | J. Campbell | |||||||||||||||
| Michael | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Player dies during season driving under influence of alcohol/drugs. | ||||||||||||||||||||
| 2 best off-season acqusitions | B Berrian | Jared Allen | Brett Farve | Brett Farve | Jared Allen | Brett Farve | Brett Farve gets hurt and never plays again. | |||||||||||||
| Michael Turner | Michael Turner | C. Chambers | Jared Allen | S Rogers | Jason Elam | The Raiders win their division | ||||||||||||||
| A team finally goes 0-16. | ||||||||||||||||||||
| 2 worst off-season acqusitions | D Stalworth | Jerry Porter | J. Shockey | Julius Jones | J Walker | Javon Walker | Jimmy | |||||||||||||
| A. Samuels | Joe Horn | Julius Jones | DJ Hackett | T Kelly (Oak) | Bernard Berrian | Talleywackers win Tempe | ||||||||||||||
| John Lynch (cut already!) | Kurt Warner wins MVP | |||||||||||||||||||
| Texans win one game. Now that's crazy! | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Better season, Rodgers or Favre | Farve | Farve | Rodgers | Rodgers | Favre | Rodgers | Seahawks win the Super Bowl | |||||||||||||
| 5 pannels blow off the Texan's stadium in a Hurricane named after the late Ike Turner | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Some NFL player will invent a new dance that will take the NFL by storm | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Jimmy becomes a vegetarian | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Rookies of the Year (offense/defense) | D. Keller | C. Lofton | D. McFadden | D. McFadden | F Jones | Chris Johnson | Texans take last place | |||||||||||||
| J. Hardy/Ray Rice | left blank | left blank | Matt Ryan | D McFadden | DeSean Jackson | Texans get mollywhopped in week 1 | ||||||||||||||
| Jerod Mayo | Jon Stewart | Jerod Mayo | Jerod Mayo | Roger Cromartie | Chris Long | Texans get "totally freaked out" by high octane Raven offense and opt not to play in week two | ||||||||||||||
| Roger Cromartie | left blank | left blank | Sedrick Ellis | Chris Long | D. Harvey | |||||||||||||||
| 2 biggest 1st round draft busts | Keith Rivers | V. Gholston | Glen Dorsey | Chris Long | Brandon Albert KC | D McFadden | ||||||||||||||
| Glen Dorsey | C. Williams | Chris Johnson | Gholston | K Phillips NYG | Glenn Dorsey | |||||||||||||||
| 3 worst teams in 2008 | Dolphins | Chefs | Dolphins | Chiefs | Bengals | Bengals | ||||||||||||||
| Bengals | Ravens | Falcons | Cardinals | Chiefs | Falcons | |||||||||||||||
| 49ers | 49ers | Ravens | Panthers | Falcons | Rams | |||||||||||||||
| Coaches fired prior to 2009 season | Sherm Lewis | W. Phillips | John Fox | Lovie Smith | John Gruden | Jim Zorn | ||||||||||||||
| Cookiehead Jenkins | L. Kiffin | Mike Nolan | Herm Edwards | W. Philipps (step dn) | Mike Nolan | |||||||||||||||
| Marvin Lewis | John Fox | Marvin Lewis | ||||||||||||||||||
| Jim Zorn | M. Shanahan | |||||||||||||||||||
| John Fox | M. Holmgren (ret) | |||||||||||||||||||
| W. Philipps (step dn) | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Lane Kiffin | ||||||||||||||||||||
| New rule causing problems | left blank | no force out | no force out | no force out | facemask | Defense Speaker | ||||||||||||||
| Division Finish | DB | Rowdy | Jimmy | Michael | John | B.Wong | ||||||||||||||
| AFC East | Patriots Z | Jets Z | Patriots Z | Patriots Z | Patriots Z | Patriots Z | ||||||||||||||
| Jets | Bills Z | Bills | Bills Z | Jets | ||||||||||||||||
| Bills | Patriots | Dolphins | Jets | Bills | ||||||||||||||||
| Dolphins | Dolphins | Jets | Dolphins | Dolphins | ||||||||||||||||
| AFC North | Steelers Z | Steelers Z | Steelers Z | Steelers Z | Steelers Z | Browns Z | ||||||||||||||
| Browns Z | Browns | Browns Z | Ravens | Browns | Steelers Z | |||||||||||||||
| Ravens | Ravens | Browns | Ravens | Ravens | ||||||||||||||||
| Bengals | Beangals | Bengals | Beangals | Beangals | ||||||||||||||||
| AFC South | Jags Z | Jags Z | Colts Z | Colts Z | Jags Z | Jags Z | ||||||||||||||
| Colts Z | Colts Z | Texas Z | Jags Z | Colts Z | Texas Z | |||||||||||||||
| Texans | Texas | Texas Z | Titans | Titans | ||||||||||||||||
| Titans | Titans | Titans | Texas | Colts | ||||||||||||||||
| AFC West | Chargers Z | Chargers Z | Chargers Z | Chargers Z | Chargers Z | Chargers Z | ||||||||||||||
| Broncos | Broncos | Raiders | Broncos | Broncos | ||||||||||||||||
| Raiders | Raiders | Broncos | Raiders | Cheifs | ||||||||||||||||
| Cheifs | Cheifs | Cheifs | Cheifs | Raiders | ||||||||||||||||
| NFC East | Cowboys Z | Cowboys Z | Cowboys Z | Cowboys Z | Cowboys Z | Cowboys Z | ||||||||||||||
| Giants Z | Redskins | Eagles Z | Eagles Z | Eagles | ||||||||||||||||
| Eagles | Eagles | Giants | Redskins | Giants | ||||||||||||||||
| Redskins | Giants | Redskins | Giants | Redskins | ||||||||||||||||
| NFC North | Vikings Z | Vikings Z | Vikings Z | Packers Z | Vikings Z | Vikings Z | ||||||||||||||
| Lions Z | Packers Z | Packers Z | Vikings Z | Packers Z | Lions Z | |||||||||||||||
| Packers | Lions | Lions | Lions | Packers | ||||||||||||||||
| Bears | Bears | Bears | Bears | Bears | ||||||||||||||||
| NFC South | Saints Z | Panthers Z | Buccaneers -Z | Saints Z | Saints Z | Panthers Z | ||||||||||||||
| Panthers | Saints Z | Buccaneers | Panthers | Saints Z | ||||||||||||||||
| Buccaneers | Buccaneers | Falcons | Buccaneers | Buccaneers | ||||||||||||||||
| Falcons | Falcons | Panthers | Falcons | Falcons | ||||||||||||||||
| NFC West | Seahawks Z | Cardinals Z | Cardinals Z | Rams Z | Seahawks Z | 49ers Z | ||||||||||||||
| Cardinals | Seahawks | Seahawks Z | Seahawks | Cardinals | Seahawks | |||||||||||||||
| Rams | Rams | 49ers | Rams | Cardinals | ||||||||||||||||
| 49ers | 49ers | Cardinals | 49ers | Rams | ||||||||||||||||
| Jimmy just picked | ||||||||||||||||||||
| playoff teams. | ||||||||||||||||||||